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Why Married Women Should Avoid “Girl’s Night Out”
Posted by Sue in jokes
I get some of the funniest jokes from my youngest sister, Alex! This one absolutely tickled my funny-bone so I decided to share it with you! If you don’t laugh out loud you have lost your sense of humor!!
“The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos–MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him ‘MIDNIGHT.’ He didn’t seem upset in the least. Whew, I thought, I got away with that one!
Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’
When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh, sh*t,’ cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
TeeHee!!!